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29-07-2014

rnarker:

i hate when people say “you’ve barely touched your food” like what do you want me to do stroke it 

(via laugh-til-ya-fart)

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29-07-2014
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pruderanch:

200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am

(Source: religiousmom, via humorking)

sheeranal:

single and ready for someone to fall in love with me already like damn

(via reprize)

deucebowl:

a fancy asian restaurant called “Suit and Thai”

(via humorking)

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cybersity:

i dont understand how people can just get tattoos without even giving it a second thought i cant even find the commitment to stick a sticker somewhere

(via humorking)

schrodingers-tribble:

notyour-sidekick:

deerpong:

there’s something very satisfying about buying office supplies but I’m not quite sure how to explain that feeling

the illusion of productivity

that’s it that’s the feeling

(via foolsand-worthlessliars)

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